Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Q & A

Q:
Um Question!
I brought a gnome before and i was takeing a shower and i heard little foot steps came out the shower and saw little wet foot print marks and my gnome was gone...Could it of been him?

A: My guess is you were singing "The old cow crossed the barn" in a rather operatic manner. (G Minor--Of Course!). Gnomes hate this song. You're lucky--That's why the hell-spawn left you alone. Either this or you were using cumquat shower gel from from your local Bath and Body Works. I LOVE DAY SPAS!! You're not dead yet--but keep an eye out.

PS: No one at GGH headquarters is 48.

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