Friday, February 24, 2006

Beaches?

Not that the ggh staff would condone watching the top 100 chick flicks of all time, but lets just say that we were forced into it. Yah, that's the ticket. Well any way, how could you name Beaches the best chick flick of all time. That movie is lame sauce. I have never been able to sit through the entire film. Ok, so maybe I am not a chick, and therefore not an expert in the judging of the "chick flick," but come on. At least chose a movie that is mildly entertaining.

PS We'll miss you Don

Friday, February 03, 2006

You say, I only die when I want to.

We here at ggh have been nervously waiting to see when the seductive gnomes would infiltrate the popular music culture. We have suspected the assault for some time now. It has been recently discovered and documented that Lisa Loeb has either been brain washed or is acting on her own will, but nevertheless, is promoting the acceptance of gnomes in the homes. She is subtle and deceptive. Do not be fooled, garden gnomes have no place with our children and food. Ms. Loeb is single and desperate, (probably why she is shacking up with the gnome). As for us, we are throwing away all of our LL albums and sending them straight to hell where they belong. Yes, that's right. All one of them.