Sarah Palin is a Garden Gnome

Sarah Palin's love affair with gnomes revealed on page 125 of her new book "Going Rouge":

"The rose-colored Garden Gnome was perfect, warm and dry. A rugged gravel road unrolled across the dusty hills and I looked out the Garden Gnomes, wishing I could run the rest of the Garden Gnome."

THIS HAS NOT BEEN EDITED IN ANY WAY. (shocking!)

Attention Lovers of Freedom, Women and Babies

We NOW can have a true grassroots teabaggery movement against the gnome terrorists. According to Barbra Walters, we have the most influential opinion maker of mainstream faux news on our side! We have some true sermon power against the terrorists. This comes to us via UtterPants. And I have deciphered it's true author. Glen Beck.

"How can a few gnomes threaten us?’ I hear you ask. And I answer, God bless you. You are the Englishmen and women that I love—the people I am proud to lead and honoured to serve. Your tolerance of the gnome in our midst is, at the same time, the defining virtue of the English character and our greatest weakness. I say yes, embrace the lonely stranger, the weak and the oppressed. Feel in his pockets, see if he is worth turning over for a few bob. But I say also take care he is not a snake in the nest or a cuckoo in the woodpile."

Damn, that Glenn Beck knows how to sermonize. And, yes. Er, uh, watch out for cuckoos in the woodpile as we keep our vigilant eyes open!

-the ggh staff