Bushgnome 2.0 is at Large

This is true. An army of at least 5000 gnomes in the likeness of George Dubbya Bush have been distrubuted across America through a capitalistic vehicle (aka--people are BUYING Bushgnomes!). You can buy them. YOU CAN BUY THEM?! Is this insane? Yes. I'll answer you. YES!!

News from the front lines: Jay Leno can shutup. Bushgnome is already in Version 2.0 with version 3.0 and 4.0 planned. Version 5.0=Death for everybody with second helpings. It will knock the kool-aid out of you and you won't even know the color!!!

I can imagine people in the future will look back at this phenomenon in disgusted amusement (they are looking right now-we just can't see them). It's like those crazy kids in the 40's who made radioactive golf balls filled with Strontium-90 so you could find them easier with a Geiger counter (Aw, those kids). Gnomes, like the golf balls of our fore-fathers, pose unexplored dangers. Avoid gnomes and you could avoid a machete to your neck.