Mix breeds

As a member of the ggh staff I feel that it is my obligation to warn you the population of the danger of the apparent mix breeds of human and gnomes roaming the beaches of Hawaii. By looking at him you realize that he is old and therefore he has most likely reproduced, so beware. These gnomes/people are exceptionally dangerous because they have balls, just look at him in his speedo... You can tell.

Smash a gnome for a good cause

We have been informed of an eBay auction to decide the fate of an evil gnome. If you win the auction you can have the gnome shipped to you so you can kill the evil little bugger, or you can have him executed for you. Sounds like a great deal, doesn't it? But wait there is more. The money earned is going to amnesty international. That's right, your money is going to charity. So, if you can help kill this gnome follow the link.