Mix breeds
As a member of the ggh staff I feel that it is my obligation to warn you the population of the danger of the apparent mix breeds of human and gnomes roaming the beaches of Hawaii. By looking at him you realize that he is old and therefore he has most likely reproduced, so beware. These gnomes/people are exceptionally dangerous because they have balls, just look at him in his speedo... You can tell.
posted by Ryan at 2:53 PM
4 Comments:
wierd......
Are you for serious? Really, now. Ok. I believe it -may- be possible gnomes are breeding with humans. But com'om Hawaii? Do we really know it exists? I've never been there. You've never been there. Nobody's really been there. It's all a huge scam by the airlines. Nobody would pay $600 bucks to go to North Miami. But everyone who goes to "Hawaii" does. Get your facts strait, dummy. Hawaii doesn't exsist.
wow I can get my PHD in less than 2 weeks. It is almost too good to be true. I "owe it to my future" to send them all the money I have so I can get my degree. And I thought I would have to work to get ahead in life.
I'm not sure why, but that picture makes me want to run up behind him and give him the biggest atomic wedgie known to Gnome-dom. Then I'd twist it, and put an exploding cumquat in his rectum. That would teach him to be Mr. Fancy Pants...less!
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