Flying Gnomes

Please put your chairs in the full and up-right position. BE AWARE!! The underground gnome population has penetrated our otherwise safe airlines. If any of you have been watching the History Channel, you have noticed the Travelocity commercial. I played the commercial backwards and if your name is Mike, James, Jen, Mahonri Moriancumer, or Rufus, you will die. It will probably be slow and painful, starting with the cunning gnomes switching your diet Coke to regular and then changing your SPF 30 sun block to SPF 28. Just a warning.