Wolf in sheep's clothing and leather

So, last week I saw air supply in concert. I know, you are jealous. But anyway, I am pretty sure the lead singer is at least half gnome. That's right the gnomes are trying to infiltrate popular music. They think that by singing about love, they will be able to get inside our iPods and CD players. Don't let it happen. If you play "i'm all out of love" backwards, it says "Join the Gnomes." It is true.
Thank you
The ggh staff