Wolf in sheep's clothing and leather
So, last week I saw air supply in concert. I know, you are jealous. But anyway, I am pretty sure the lead singer is at least half gnome. That's right the gnomes are trying to infiltrate popular music. They think that by singing about love, they will be able to get inside our iPods and CD players. Don't let it happen. If you play "i'm all out of love" backwards, it says "Join the Gnomes." It is true.
Thank you
The ggh staff
posted by Ryan at 8:43 AM
5 Comments:
Are you talking about Graham Russell? Because if you are we all better watch out...He lives in Woodland, Utah (Next door to Kamas.)
I happen to know for a fact that Beernuts cause explosive diarrhea in garden gnomes. I have MY year's supply.
Hi I'm from England and work with a beardy gnome from hell, workmates say of this gnome "if he can do you a bit of harm he will" Although he is human sized he has a beard and is incredibly evil would it be ok to kill him?
Hi I'm from England and work with a beardy gnome from hell, workmates say of this gnome "if he can do you a bit of harm he will" Although he is human sized he has a beard and is incredibly evil would it be ok to kill him?ill him?
I know how we can check. Send him some cumquats!
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