Choke on a Kitten

Good Housekeeping Magazine tells us that most gnomes will prefer to die choking on kittens. Well let's help them out! Just brush your kitten's fur with a little cyanide shampoo from Bath and Body Works! It’s called Creamy Vanilla Cucumber Melon Berry Cyanide Death Shampoo. The delightful fragranced shampoo will keep your kitten's fur nice and fluffy--Plus it has the added benefit of 'offing a few gnomes. This handy tip comes to you from one of our greatest fans--Jen.