The evil that is bud light
For those of you who enjoy the bud light, I have some disturbing news. It has been brought to my attention today that the people over at budwiser have come out to support the Garden Gnome. I am not yet sure if it is because budwiser is evil, or if they just want to keep making money off of those beer swilling mini-Germans.
Here is the proof. Lyrics from a bud light commercial.
today we salute you, mr. garden gnome maker
anyone can dress up a yard with a shrub or some gladiolas, but it takes real guts to use a small, brightly colored, ceramic man
and what says "welcome to our home" like a dwarf in the hedges?
many a night, you've slaved over a hot ceramic man maker, knowing somewhere there was a lonely pink flamingo,
or a cement frog, who needed a buddy, so crack open an ice cold bud light oh master of miniatures,
because as all americans know, a home isn't a home without a gnome.
do you see the code implanted in those lyrics?
Gnome Maker = Satan
Hot Ceramic Man Maker = Hell
A Home Isn't a Home Without a Gnome = They are out to get you
So everyone, Beware:
And Alyson this ones for you!
PS Did you enjoy Harry Potter, because there is always more where that came from
Thank you,
the ggh staff
Here is the proof. Lyrics from a bud light commercial.
today we salute you, mr. garden gnome maker
anyone can dress up a yard with a shrub or some gladiolas, but it takes real guts to use a small, brightly colored, ceramic man
and what says "welcome to our home" like a dwarf in the hedges?
many a night, you've slaved over a hot ceramic man maker, knowing somewhere there was a lonely pink flamingo,
or a cement frog, who needed a buddy, so crack open an ice cold bud light oh master of miniatures,
because as all americans know, a home isn't a home without a gnome.
do you see the code implanted in those lyrics?
Gnome Maker = Satan
Hot Ceramic Man Maker = Hell
A Home Isn't a Home Without a Gnome = They are out to get you
So everyone, Beware:
And Alyson this ones for you!
PS Did you enjoy Harry Potter, because there is always more where that came from
Thank you,
the ggh staff
posted by Ryan at 12:21 PM
7 Comments:
i'd sure like to get me some hp lovin.
Boy-Howdy!!!!!
It should have been obvious that Bub Light is evil. It comes from the parent company Budweiser. Which is clearly German. As you have written before Germany is an evil country.
...wanting
waiting...
My husband is a Gnaughty Gnome, and we have kids...does that make him an EVIL motherf@#$er, or just really good at it?
which puts me in mind a question...I'm all down with the EVIL that is a Garden Gnome, but are other, non-garden, non-ceramic gnomes evil, too? Or are they really just not gnomes at all, but some good creature using our fear of Garden Gnomes, and their slight resemblance to them, as 'camo' like snakes who pretend to be rattlers, but actually have to gum their food, and so only eat marshmallows...?
Tell me, O Masters of Gnome lore-might there be a lost tribe of Gnomes who stayed out of our gardens and moved their homeland from Germany to Canada when their EVIL brethren went gardenberserk???
Please tell me I have not allowed the propagation of EVIL?!?!?
Dear god, if bud light is controled by the gnomes, then they have the power to add mind controll syrum to the beer! Everyone, for your own safty, boycot the bud!
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